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THE SIMPSONS

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PRIMARY SCHOOL

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The security movie
Do not wear jewelry in gymnastics

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has been cancelled.

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Instead,
We will see one that I fell in love with

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to show movies I've seen to others.

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Hey?

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That is,
the 1967 classic Doctor Dolittle,

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which responds to:

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what if a single older doctor

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decided to focus on animals?

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It lasts 152 minutes!

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It's time to run!

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It's been a while
examining the horse's eyesight.

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It's a carrot, stupid!

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What a shame you're a seal.

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Yuck!

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He's making out with a fish!

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I once kissed a plug
and I woke up in a helicopter.

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This is the world of Dr. Dolittle

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The wonderful world of Dr. Dolittle...

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This is Anthony Newley at its worst!

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Where crocodiles talk

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And the elephants sing

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And animals do almost everything

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END
152 MINUTES LATER

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My friend the doctor

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and me

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The movie is so bad that in fact, it stinks.

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Wow, it's not the movie.

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It's Bart!

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Yes, it smells.

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I don't stink.

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You are smelling the snot from your nose.

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You must take them off.
It is known as hygiene.

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If I can join the mockery,

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Lisa Simpson also smells terrible.

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That? I don't smell!

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Girls don't smell!

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Sorry, girl, but you smell.

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I stink-Simpsons!

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I stink-Simpsons!

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Children can be very cruel.

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I stink-Simpson!

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So they called me Stink-Simpson.
It's not even my name.

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What's happening?

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We have been isolated by many things,

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but never for hygiene.

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Rarely for hygiene.

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Never because of my hygiene!

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I think I know where the smell comes from.

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Yuck!

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Mold.

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It's worse than a hug from grandpa
in summer.

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I thought the stinky clothes thing
It only happened to working mothers.

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This is the money I found
in Homer's pockets these years.

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I saved it to buy a spice rack

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instead of always renting one.

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SPECIAL RENTAL

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I guess we'll spend the money

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in a new washing machine.

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We cannot continue to be
the I Suck-Simpsons.

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Ah, I Stink-Simpsons!

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Hey!

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When I return we will no longer have
than wearing clothes from the attic.

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EXIT 35

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APPLIANCES OUTLET 35
DO NOT READ REVIEWS

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OFFERS!

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Mmm, smoked meat.

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Get off, fat ass!

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-I'm trying to write!
-I spilled my pee!

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Watch out, Stink-Simpson!

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A barbecue stand on the shoulder?

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Everything tastes better near a road.

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Try a little. Your mouth will water.

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Look how they fly!

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Wow, seared and juicy!

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Like Satan's belches.

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Grill marks
They are honeycomb shaped!

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That's why I call it the Hive.

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For generations
It has been inherited in my family.

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They say that the Hive is done
of a meteorite

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that burned my great-great-grandfather's beard,

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revealing his poor chin
to all the people.

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It was a gift from heaven.

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The perfect smoker.

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The Hive has never grown cold,
It has never been cleaned.

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Mixing meat, fat
and smoke in pure magic.

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Mmm, smoky has me.

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He seems like a man who needs
a smoker in your life.

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It turns out that the Hive
It is available for sale.

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Why do you resign?
to your most prized possession?

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It would be as if Stephen Hawking
sold his talking motorcycle.

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My wife and I save
to fulfill our dream

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to move away from our grandchildren.

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APPLIANCES OUTLET 35

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If I don't come home with a washing machine,

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My wife will be very angry.

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Should it do what it's supposed to
what should I do

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or what do we know I'm going to do?

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Have you bought a grill?

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It's not a grill, it's a smoker.

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To grill.

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The money was
to spoil our children,

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and instead you bought a...
pot

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to stuff your greedy mouth.

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Don't worry, Homer.

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There's nothing I won't fix
a good meal.

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Ah! And I have died.

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CLOTHING FROM THE ATTIC

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It's hard to believe you cooked it.

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Well, the secret of barbecue

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It's sitting and doing nothing.

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Of course I'm great at it.

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Smoked carrot.

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And Maggie, this for you.

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Come on, just a bite to eat.

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-No!
-Yeah.

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-Never!
-Always.

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-Forget it.
-Remember it.

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-Not to mention the toupee.
-Let's talk about the toupee.

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-I won't do anything.
-Yes, you will undo everything.

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Alright! A bite.

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Homie, I finally understand gluttony.

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Welcome to America, baby.

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Sorry for passing us by,

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We smelled the barbecue and we didn't resist.

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I brought Carl's salad to accompany.

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I call it that because I bought it.

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HAIL

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ONE WEEK LATER

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Look how popular we are.

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That smoker is the best
that has ever happened to us.

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thank heaven
for your selfish decisions.

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I take them all for you.

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I'm looking for a barbecue clown
named Homer Simpson.

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Wow, it's Scotty Boom,
the famous chef from the food channel!

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He is the presenter of Garrison Impossible,

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Master prison chef,

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and Kill, Chill, Grill.

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How are you all?

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I'm Scotty Boom

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and I challenge you to a Comilona!

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What's that? Like a feast?

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It's my new program, where I use my talent
as a New York chef

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to humiliate fans.

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Who would see such an unequal farce?

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Count on me.

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The Comilona will take place
at the Springfield BBQ Festival.

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When I'm done with you,
You'll wish you didn't know anything about food!

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Buy my books!

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I'll be competing against Scotty Boom!

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He does what all great chefs do:

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scream.

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Homer!

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You were right, greasy bum.

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There's nothing I won't fix
a good meal.

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From here I can see whoever I want
taking a shower.

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Okay, pig, I'll put you on
in the magic smoker 24 hours

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and I will win that contest.

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I wish you were alive to see it.

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So I guess
what is my last chance to say

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that I love you

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Oh...

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Oh no!

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Our smoker has been stolen!

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Because?

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And when?

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Didn't you lock it up?

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Fat idiot!

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I'm out of here.

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You will find the Hive, right?

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Tell me you'll find my smoker!

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Don't worry.

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Springfield police are on it.

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NEW PROFESSION?
EROTIC PHOTOGRAPHER

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Don't get your hopes up.

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High-end grills like yours
They are highly coveted.

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They take them at night and clean them.

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And they start cooking the dogs
from another family.

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Humanity, what a joke.

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I have lost her.

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I have truly lost her.

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Only the smell of burnt walnut remains.

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and four brands of wheels.

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Good night, sweet brands.

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You have lost the grill.

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Get over it, big baby.

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Son, this is much more

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than losing a cooking device.

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How to explain it to a child?

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It is the death of hope.

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What are you talking about?

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All the good that comes into our lives,

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the universe takes it away from us.

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From now on, I'll stay here

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without being interested in anything.

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Come on, you know your life sucks.

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Get drunk as always.

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I don't want to.

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Look at it.

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It's there like a beached whale
waiting to explode.

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We should try to locate the smoker.

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I don't know.

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That whole barbecue thing is very pro-meat.

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And the smoke pollutes the environment.

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It's not about your boyfriend, the planet.

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I had never seen him so downcast.

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Okay, look for clues.

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Any samples of mud
that takes us to a moor or heath?

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Sorry, I've been watching Sherlock.

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Stop it, boy.

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I don't have meat for you.

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-Below!
-Wait!

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Santa's helper was in the yard
when the smoker was stolen,

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but he didn't bark or anything.

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Because?

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Peanut butter?

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What if they gave it to the dog?

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to entertain him and stop him from barking
while they took away the smoker?

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You've got a clue, boy!

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A clue!

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Who is the smartest?

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Who is the smartest?

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Next, Comilona with Scotty Boom.

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Come on, homie.

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That New York smartass
He can't defeat us.

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This week I competed with the Gilbert family
from Portland, Maine.

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They take generations
preparing clam chowder.

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How can it be better than something
What did I invest in one day?

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I have won!

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Cream of Manhattan, baby!

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New York!

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The best city, the best cream!

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The Gilbert family has learned
a valuable lesson:

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Fuck everything.

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Dad, we'll find the smoker!

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Trying is failing!

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Only one store in town

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sells natural peanut butter.

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RAW BARN
ALMOST ALL QUINOA WITHOUT WEEELS

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TUBERS

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ACAI BERRY
NATURAL SUPERFOOD

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GOJI BERRY
NATURAL SUPERFOOD

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Don't worry.
I know how to talk to these people.

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Thank goodness you have organic fennel.

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Farmers Market Fennel
It's just temporary.

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Ugh, typical.

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The small farmer ruining
to the very small farmer.

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Could you tell me who bought

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this brand of peanut butter?

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Look, I'm sorry.

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Do you want me to rape
the privacy of my clients?

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Who do you work for?

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National security? A pharmacist?

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Amazon Prime?

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Tell us!

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My earrings!

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My ridiculous meat rings!

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There! Someone is going for the butter.

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Nelson!

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What are you playing, Nelson?

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Clash of Castles?

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And what does it matter?

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A very well defended castle.

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Catapults level six.

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Level seven sorcerers.

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Trolls to the limit.

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00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:30,935
Yes, well.

270
00:13:31,018 --> 00:13:32,770
That's how it stays.

271
00:13:32,853 --> 00:13:35,272
Wow, those are very good improvements.

272
00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:36,982
Expensive upgrades.

273
00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:39,652
These upgrades cost gems.

274
00:13:39,735 --> 00:13:41,612
And gems cost money.

275
00:13:41,695 --> 00:13:43,572
Expensive money.

276
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,324
Where did you get that from, Nelson?

277
00:13:45,407 --> 00:13:46,534
I don't use gems!

278
00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:48,577
I grind a lot! A lot!

279
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SCRAP CITY

280
00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:08,347
What are they?

281
00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:12,685
They're like TVs, but they stack up!

282
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:14,854
He's with someone.

283
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:16,355
It's always suspicious.

284
00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:23,028
I hope it doesn't matter.

285
00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:24,196
I made myself dinner.

286
00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:30,619
Oh, I'll smell you later.

287
00:14:37,334 --> 00:14:38,502
It's our opportunity.

288
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:41,922
Burn!

289
00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:44,758
Burn!

290
00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:46,176
Burn!

291
00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:57,897
The universe hates us.

292
00:14:58,272 --> 00:15:00,107
It feels good to give up.

293
00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:03,986
Good girl, Maggie.

294
00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:05,487
Give up young.

295
00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:16,916
Get up from the ground!

296
00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:18,918
We have a cooking contest

297
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:22,504
what will they show on TV
and probably on some airplanes.

298
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,798
We don't have the smoker.

299
00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:27,009
Let us surrender with dignity.

300
00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:28,844
We have to try.

301
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:31,180
In this family we don't give up.

302
00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:32,431
Of course.

303
00:15:32,514 --> 00:15:35,142
We always do it, and now even more.

304
00:15:35,225 --> 00:15:36,226
I surrender.

305
00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:37,937
And I will give in if they say no.

306
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:40,564
Come on, Buddhists don't give up.

307
00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:44,443
In reality, Buddhism is surrender
in yoga pants.

308
00:15:44,526 --> 00:15:47,279
This is a Livestrong bracelet.

309
00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:49,365
Lance Armstrong never gave up.

310
00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:51,075
He did not give up in the Tour de France.

311
00:15:51,158 --> 00:15:53,494
He never stopped lying about steroids.

312
00:15:53,577 --> 00:15:56,080
And he still doesn't tell the whole truth.

313
00:15:56,163 --> 00:15:57,831
Get in the car!

314
00:15:57,915 --> 00:15:59,166
BARBECUE FESTIVAL

315
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:02,252
Feast!

316
00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:03,879
BARBECUE BATTLE
EAT

317
00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:06,715
I can take care
of this barbecue competition.

318
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:10,260
I just need help from an old friend.

319
00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:12,429
SPICE BAR

320
00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:13,764
I'm Alton Brown,

321
00:16:13,847 --> 00:16:15,432
Welcome to Comilona!

322
00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:18,894
Today, Scotty Boom
challenge the simpsons in...

323
00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:21,355
"Barbecue Battle."

324
00:16:21,438 --> 00:16:23,607
I can assure you that it will be edited

325
00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:25,275
to make it dramatic.

326
00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:30,656
Marge, do you think your meat
Will the Comilona win?

327
00:16:30,739 --> 00:16:32,074
Of course.

328
00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:33,659
Homer, what do you think?

329
00:16:33,742 --> 00:16:35,035
No way.

330
00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:36,328
And you guys?

331
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:38,372
Determined to beat Scotty Boom?

332
00:16:38,455 --> 00:16:40,165
Happiness is an illusion.

333
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:41,333
I'm wondering the same.

334
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:45,337
It seems that the Simpsons
They play with you, Scotty.

335
00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:47,297
Do you feel the pressure?

336
00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:48,507
There is no pressure.

337
00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:50,884
I will show the taste of New York.

338
00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:54,179
My recipe is marinated in Times Square,
the Bronx Zoo,

339
00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:56,432
and the Sex and the City tour.

340
00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:58,392
They better give it their all.

341
00:16:58,475 --> 00:17:00,310
We won't give anything!

342
00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:01,770
EAT

343
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:05,149
I call it "don't-give-up ribs."

344
00:17:05,232 --> 00:17:07,609
The secret ingredient is hope.

345
00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:14,783
How many spices have you put in it?

346
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:15,826
All.

347
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:26,336
What peculiar grill marks.

348
00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:29,131
That pattern is reminiscent of a honeycomb.

349
00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:30,382
That?

350
00:17:30,966 --> 00:17:32,718
That meat comes from the Hive!

351
00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:36,513
This garlic-sucking rabble
he stole our smoker!

352
00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:38,182
This kid is gone.

353
00:17:38,265 --> 00:17:41,477
I cooked the meat myself right here.

354
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:42,978
SCOTTY BOOM'S BBQ

355
00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:46,273
The grill marks do not fit.

356
00:17:46,356 --> 00:17:48,400
Dead flesh doesn't lie.

357
00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:55,282
Scotty Boom, you are expelled
from the cooking channel.

358
00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:57,743
You stop being a famous chef.

359
00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,787
Now you're just a chef.

360
00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:01,080
Take it away.

361
00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:02,456
Big smoker theft.

362
00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:04,208
Sounds like crime to me.

363
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:10,756
Apparently, they win the Comilona...

364
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,174
...the Simpsons.

365
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,220
Isn't it too easy?

366
00:18:16,303 --> 00:18:18,847
Why would a professional chef cheat?

367
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,641
And how does Nelson fit into all this?

368
00:18:20,724 --> 00:18:22,851
And where is our smoker?

369
00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:29,525
Junkyard tone!

370
00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:31,735
Go for it!

371
00:18:36,573 --> 00:18:38,033
Bones!

372
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,576
Death covers me!

373
00:18:42,579 --> 00:18:44,248
My earrings!

374
00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:46,208
Dad, stop him!

375
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:48,001
I'm tired of trying.

376
00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:50,504
Please, dad!
Nobody asks you to be interested.

377
00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:51,839
Trip a stranger!

378
00:19:01,014 --> 00:19:02,850
THE BIGGEST SWEET POTATO CAKE

379
00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:06,478
A kid? Why did you steal the smoker?

380
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:08,313
Why frame Scotty Boom?

381
00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:10,149
Because he is my father.

382
00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:11,733
I'm Tyler Boom.

383
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:16,071
My father is so busy filming
your TV shows

384
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:19,658
and going to inaugurations
and closures of their restaurants...

385
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,493
I never see him.

386
00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:23,829
Have you ruined your father's career

387
00:19:23,912 --> 00:19:25,998
so that I can spend more time with you?

388
00:19:26,081 --> 00:19:27,291
Oh...

389
00:19:27,374 --> 00:19:28,625
I met Nelson

390
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:30,919
playing Clash of Castles online.

391
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,547
I knew that my father
I would come to your city,

392
00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:36,300
so I hired Nelson
to take your smoker.

393
00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:39,094
And my babysitter cooked some meat

394
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:42,306
and changed it to look like
that my father had cheated.

395
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:44,683
It was the only way.

396
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:47,561
The only thing that occurred to me.

397
00:19:47,644 --> 00:19:50,230
Son, why didn't you tell me
that he was a terrible father?

398
00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:51,690
Because I'm from New York.

399
00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:53,817
We don't express our feelings.

400
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:56,862
I understand, son.
I'm also from New York.

401
00:19:56,945 --> 00:19:58,197
FDR Avenue.

402
00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,032
West Side Expressway.

403
00:20:00,115 --> 00:20:01,450
Investment banking.

404
00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:03,160
Art galleries.

405
00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:04,286
The Knicks suck.

406
00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:05,871
Oh, dad!

407
00:20:05,954 --> 00:20:07,748
They are very disgusting!

408
00:20:07,831 --> 00:20:09,166
One more thing, Tyler.

409
00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:10,375
Where is the Hive?

410
00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:12,377
KALE SMOOTHIES

411
00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:23,347
You're always so much hotter
than it seems.

412
00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:26,391
Thank you guys for not giving up,
then give up,

413
00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:28,644
and then don't give up again,

414
00:20:28,727 --> 00:20:30,395
and I have already forgotten.

415
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,689
The barbecue is like family,

416
00:20:33,106 --> 00:20:35,442
Cheap cuts of meat that no one wants.

417
00:20:35,525 --> 00:20:36,777
But if you treat them well,

418
00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:39,696
They become the best in the world.

419
00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:42,282
Yes, barbecue is delicious.

420
00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:44,368
The Chinese food isn't bad either.

421
00:20:44,451 --> 00:20:45,953
Well, it depends on the site.

422
00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:04,304
CONGRATULATIONS, NELSON AND SHAUNA

423
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:10,477
AFTER THE FLOOD WITHOUT WATER

424
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:22,030
THE DAWN OF THE THOUSAND YEAR NIGHT

425
00:21:37,879 --> 00:21:39,006
I'm leaving.

426
00:21:42,926 --> 00:21:44,928
Subtitles: Patricia Parra Romero